Being a celebrity has its perks. You get to be rich and famous. You get
to live in a big fancy house and drive a big fancy car. You get to pick
and choose your vacation destinations based on where you want to go instead of where you can afford to go. Pretty sweet. Being a
celebrity also has its drawbacks. You have to trade silly things like
privacy for cameras constantly snapping in your face every time you
leave your house. You also feel near constant pressure to stay fresh,
new and exiting. Or so I assume anyway. I’m not a celebrity. I just
write about them which is exactly what I’m going today.